What?!

I know this has happened to everyone at least once, but it has never happened to me before.
Last night I go drunk. When I woke up I was home, my blankets were missing, one of my cow statues was destroyed, and my bedside table was moved. Also my friend michael was sleeping in the bathroom and he wouldn't let me in.
When I went out to the truck to find my blankets, there was just an empty bottle of whiskey in the back with one old, torn up blanket. In the backseat was a large, blue rabbit that I do no recognize.
This will be updated the moment I know what happened.