Friday, August 10, 2007

Pizza Delivery

So, the othe night,I was deliverying this pizza. now, a lot of times, dogs bark and growl at me, so I've become accustom to it. Usually, the owner is able to keep thier dog back, although the look ridiculous doing it.

However, the other day, a dog got past it's owner and bit me on the top of my foot. I've always assumed my first reaction to being bit by a dog would be a swift kick in the ribs, however, I leap backwards and shouted, "What the hell?"

The dog stared at me, and before his owner could do anything, I reached down and picked it up by the scruff of the neck, lifted it up, and tossed it back inside.

The owner was apologizing profusely, and I stuck around until I realzed that being bitten doesn't mean you're going to get a better tip.

Stupid cunt and her goddamn dog.


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