Homemade

I need liquor. I'm 18. This is a problem.

But wait! My friend the internet has several ways to MAKE MY OWN BOOZE!

Huzzah!

All I need from you handsome folks is a dependable way to sanitize a one-gallon plastic milk jug.

I guess I'll make this a contest.

Winner gets to share some of my homemade monster wine with me!!