Dumb People I've Overheard

The title is a little misleading. Instead of naming off dumb people I've overheard, I'm just going to tell you the dumb things they say, because usually when I overhear things, I dunno whose talking. This is probably the first of a series.

I was at the gas station when a guy in a plain, white t-shirt and blue jeans said to a friend:

Whatever, dude, if I wasn't Hip-Hop right now, I'd kick your ass.

And he seemed completley serious.
People are lame.