Zoo

Me, Mike, and Sean went to the zoo.
Why?
I don't need to explain my motivations to the likes of you.

Moving on. We saw some kick ass animals. First there were some bears. Bears are cool, because, like Sean said, they'll just be sitting their, eating some berries, and you're thinking "Hey, man, hes a vegan. Sweet!"
Then you get eaten.


There were some Gibbons, too, which were, without a doubt, the best animals in the zoo. However, this was mostly because they were one of the few things up and about.


Then there was a lame peacock that was making everyone angry. We saw him twice. He was a real douchebag.


And finally, there were hippos. They were cool because they didn't even try and entertain people. They were like "We're hippos, dudes, whaddid you expect?"


And thats what happened at the zoo. I mean, other things happened, but those were the high points. That and there were a lot of attractive ladies out and about. From now on, I'm picking up chicks at the zoo.