Ninja Burger Delivery Boy

Yeah. The title is a non-sequitor. When I hit the "n" key, that title showed up in one of those drop-down thingies below the text entering place.
And I was like "What the fuck? Ninja Burger Delivery Boy?"
Who the hell uses this computer when I'm not looking?
Thats not important right now.
What is important is that I found out I had a fan. Really. No shit. I was stoked. So you know what I did? I went and made a new blog. I got a new name, some new stories, and a kick ass robot arm. Who the hell doesn't want a robot arm? Commies, thats who.